Hello Hello

Now I know why Mr Seet likes to say "Hello Hello" in class.

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Kids

This girl was the daughter of a stall owner in Changi Village hawker center. I was there having lunch after cycling in Ubin. She finds the funniest places to sleep; in a vegetable basket. But I guess it was the most comfortable place to her. To me it just looks like shes for sale.

But kids do the stupidest things, I remember when I was young crawling under the drain outside my Grandma's house,chasing cats,digging earthworms and biting my cousin as if shes some pork chop.


The darkie beside me is my Sis( shes almost indian). The other 2 cheena girls are my cousins. Im the bo geh boy sitting on my Granny's lap.

The importance of friends

I Hate Dead Chickens

I have the urge to eat mee goreng now. :( Lazy go cook or go out and buy.

Anyway I made emperor chicken today for dinner. My dad commented the chicken was too hard, probably because its too big. I didnt get a spring chicken which is softer. So I was suppose to rub the seasoning inside the chicken and outside. When I touch it, yucks so cold and hard. And putting my hand into the chicken.....I cant! I asked my Mum to do it. I cant stick my hand into some cold,hard and boney orifice.Absolutely disgusting!Everybody loves warm and wet. Even mosquitos love it.

Ubin Trip

Suppose to go to Ubin with Glen, James and Pocky. End up Glen n James dropped the idea. So 2 of us had to go, Pocky hasn't been to Ubin so decided to go ahead.

Rented bicycles from the jetty and cycled round the island, in less than 3 hours. Its really small but its good to move my big butt rather than sitting in front of the computer for 3 hours.

The quarry with a broken fence. We were actually following the track and came upon it by chance. There were a group of boys who were inside, we thought it was open for all. Climbed all the way to the top of the mini hill and there was this magnificent view. Its wasn't until we got out then we realize we were trespassing forbidden territory.



Cycling alone the track. Now you see me, now you dont.

Bugs was hanged by the fence. Someone save him please!



A hornbill under a tree beside the Thai temple. The monk told us this is the monther and there were 2 babies in a nest upon the tree. Discovery Channel had placed 3 cameras on the trees for flimming. I had to watch them before you did, Neh neh ni bu bu.


On the $2 boat, the uncle crashed his boat while parking it at the jetty. An ang moh tourist said ' He must be a new driver'. Yah my hair looks funny without gel.

Supper at Jln Kayu

Reena told me about supper at Kayu on MSN. As I was driving down TPE, I was behind 3 cans and 1 very slow bus.So I began to accelerate and over take all those tortoises. Finally beside the bus, I cut into its lane and saw this TP with his video camera. Wah lao sibeh suay! I was accelerating at 120kmh, but I think by the time i reached the front already slowed down to 110kmh, I hope the big slow bus blocked the camera's view if not I ki chia already when the summon comes this week.

So at the prata stall, so many people gathered there. I ordered my cheese prata and teh ice. The idiot served and there was 1 cheese prata short. I didnt get to it. A hungry man is an angry man, so the saying goes. Confronted the owner after much confusion. He said the cheese pratas maybe stick together thus someone ate 2 instead of 1. But thats not my problem what! My problem is I didnt get my prata. Come on lor make so much money dont want to make an extra $2.50 prata whose cost price is mere 50 cents for a customer. No star for customer service.Probably wont eat there anymore. Besides their kosong prata are so tiny...eat elsewhere lah!



All of us at the prata stall.


The girls (wondering if Josephine's forehead it itchy, i feel itchy looking at it.But maybe because girls dont sweat) and boys.

Thos photo looks so sam ba. Haha dont know gossiping about what.

Lucky Break

Went to Joe's place to collect the stuff he help me buy from NY. So I was parking under his block, at this loading unloading bay. As I was reversing...I heard Beeeeeeep beeeeeep, beeep beeep, beep beep, bep bep, bep bep, bp bp, b b ,bb.....( I normally benchmark my car with the one beside me. I was thinking why bb already?According to the car beside me still got alot of space mah,so I thought anyhow park lah going up for awhile only. I got out and locked my car.

As I was walking to the lift i got a shock, my bumper was sooooo near to the pillar behind me. I didnt see the pillar coz it was the same colour as the walls near the lift. Kaoz lucky i stop. I guess there was only 0.5 cm space left. Lucky I stopped my car!

gina
I went back to Ngee Ann because Gina is having her training there so I got someone to eat with. When she got down, there is this mic around her neck. Now teacher so seng nang one lor dont need to shout, just blast the volume. I commented she look like those aunty selling pots and pans at CK Tang... hahahha. 不锈钢锅大平买!!!

Ngee Ann Secondary

The school canteen. So many student look at me like im some kind of freak, buay tahan them went upstairs and hide.



Photos taken in my school. Its been 6 years since I graduated from there. 10 years since I first stepped into its permises.
The Prawn noodle was great for school standard and ate another bowl of mee rubus. Only go there once every few years what, must eat all I can.

金兰结

Today Evelyn and our classmate wore the same pants. Haha. I say they 金兰姐."手牵着手心连着心，金兰接友情。。。。"

The Mighty Nose

Dogs can distinguish between the smell of T-shirts worn by non-identical twins .Babies recognise their own mothers' smell and mothers recognise their own babies' smell.Recent research has shown that a panel of women can discriminate between armpit swabs taken from people watching "happy" and "sad" films. Estimates suggest we can distinguish around 10,000 different smells .

Today I lost my sense of smell to the cold virus, its everywhere.Everything i ate is just salty or sweet. I had salty noodles and porridge,sweet cakes and sweet drinks. I miss the aroma so much. :(

Took some Vitamin C and hope the cold will be better tomorrow. I have to enjoy the good food
around me, especially the Prawn noodles from NASS.

But its a good thing i cant smell my socks! My poor doggies they have to do it everyday.

Ferrene's Birthday Dinner!!!

Had a gathering with my poly mates during Ferrene's birthday. Steamboat at the golden mile place. The usual with them, tonnes of photos.

花痴






Thats the chilli martini. There was 1 for 1 for vodka so I ordered one of each of the 4 new cocktails. Didnt know what they were at first. When they came, aiyoh! Disaster. Vodka with mint,chilli,cucumber or basil. So wierd.

I was in a bad mood earlier on. Because of a small thing, I dont know what got into me as well. So I was thinking better drink more. And I got tipsy. Look and my face and the stupid things I did!

Bathing for Rabbit

Just a doodle during my lectures. Im drawing a girl bathing for her rabbit and she's letting the washing machine do it. Guess only Eddie and Evely knows what I mean.

Face Recognition System

A baby that looks like Thaksin.

Statistics of Confused Students

Statistics test today was...well mixed feelings. It wasnt as easy at economics because the theory questions were there to really confuse you. Most of the questions were from the exercises given to us weeks ago.

During the test, my nose started dripping like mad! I really dont know what happened. I got no tissue somemore. Have to use my shirt to wipe my nose. No choice lah emergency. Its so annoying that I didnt redo my questions(Its a pain to recalculate, you will always think your answer is right), just handed it up and rush to the toilet to blow my nose. Found out from Ivan its because the room is terribly cold, and I got allergic rhinitis.

Ivan asked me a particular question after the test, I told him the answer I chose. He gave me the puzzled look. I said " Practice questions got what." So I flipped it open and ......What a turn off. I got the answer wrong when its exactly the same as what was given to us.Dumb!

Classmates were discussing what the answers are after the test. Its very annoying.I rather not think about it because theres nothing I can do even if I got it right or wrong, already submitted the question. After class, in the toilet, I heard "How come that question is B not C?"

Kaoz.

Look at this cute chubby girl. Soooooo fleshy and bubbly. I really wana pinch her cheeks! Normally fat kids are cute, but wait till they grow older.......you will understand.

Pi Li Qiao Wa

Everyday I take a 1 hour train ride to and fro from school. You must have been wondering what I do on the train. From my blog can see alot of photos taken on the train. Today, 3 big girls boarded the train. A mental picture of the Taiwanese variety show begun to materialise in my mind because I just saw the commercial of it last night. Here it is. Pi Li Qiao Wa!

I Blew It!

Its terrible to live with a budget. I already busted my allowance this month and still have 3 weeks to survive till the next sum arrives. Things that lead to that overspending:

• Jeans from Zara
• Shopping at Isetan Sale
• Restocking my toiletries
• Watching movies during weekends
• Gina's Birthday Present
• Janet's Birthday Present
• Dinner at Waraku Japanese restaurant
• Shopping at IKEA
• Tickets to watch The Magic Fudoshi

:( Sigh got to eat cheap these few weeks.

I've read through the Stats notes. Its always easy to read the example but when you really get down doing the sums, it seems like its written in martian. Will try and figure out the MCQs again.

Just remembered something my mum told me. She said she wanted to watch Fung Fei Fei concert. I said "Go lar". She said she wants me to buy for her. I told her ' Go buy yourself lah. I dont want to watch aunty singing."Its abit rude but im always like that, the tyrant at home.

I was in NUS Library to borrow books for my Law project. While I was walking down to photocopy some pages, I came across this person who is mooning without realising it. I creeped up behind a pillar,zoomed my phone and took a shot. I still dont know its a guy or a girl. Guess its a guy lah. Funny hes in a really obvious place and everybody walking past will see his bum lor, not cold or feel paiseh meh?

I dont understand my Statistics! Test is on tues...i took so long to complete 25 MCQs and really dont know how to do some. :(

Thats Chris,Ker and Gary (L to R). My buddies during the last days in army. I was late by 40 mins because I lost my way in queensway. Actually thought could eat at Gary's shop but he closed it already when me and Ker arrived. Went to Tiong Bahru to have some zi car. The duck squares is very nice. Overall 3 dishes and 1 hor fun came to $29.

At the coffeeshop, I went to took some tissue from my car. When I got back, the drink aunty came with 2 cans of coke and other drinks. Gary ordered coke for me. I asked if I could change the coke to diet coke. That BITCH said... 'Not my fault,your friend order one." I kept quiet and stare at her. She still didnt want take and change. " Dont look at me, Not my fault. Look at me also no use". "I very busy you want to change you take to the counter". I was like WTF?! Very busy? Lan sai lah your stall no business lor can stand there and chit chat! Change 1 drink very difficult meh? You will die meh?! When I buy from you, you can deliver here, why wana change I must change myself? EH AUNTY! KNNBCCB OK! I dont want to scold you I very gentleman hor scold you here can already. FUCK U!

Last Friday while on the train. Just happen that this fat guy got up the train, I realise something wierd about his pants. Then it struck me that he didnt zip his zippers. He was standing right in front of me....I just took out my phone while praying he dont realise it before I snap. Was pretending to SMS but in actual fact I was zooming at that part to get the perfect shot. There it is. Enjoy!
unzip

Just a photo of this cow mascot while I was walking past Raffles Place after gym. I bet I would go up to it and squeeze its udders if I was with friends. Cant do it alone because people would think you are psycho.

Penpal

My cousin Joshua (7 y/o) has written me 3 letters. This is 1 of them. He is suppose to write to penpals as instructed by his school. My aunt decided to cheat abit by asking me to be his penpal. Its quite wierd. His letters have no questions for me to answer, just what he has done, kind of like a diary. So how am I suppose to reply? And am I suppose to reply like a 7 y/o or a young adult? No Eye Deer.

Buddha Rising

This picture is taken from National Geographic on the article titled "Buddha Rising". It shows western monks begging for alms. The contrast in this picture is not only ang mo's being Buddhist monks but them having Lays potato chips for alms as compared to rice and left over dishes in Asia. I love the photographers of NG, they always take such great photos. Wenfang's skill is improving too based on the photos taken on her HK trip, I got to learn the ropes from her.