62 speedsters, 14 drink-driving offenders caught on Xmas Day

Lucky I wasnt included. Hee hee.

Anyway I was trying to buy a cordless phone battery yesterday. Since I was in orchard, i checked out Best Denki. They didnt have the model I was looking for but the price was around $10.90. So i went to Lucky Plaza, most of them didnt have it but finally i found it!

So I asked about the price, there was no price tag. The guy said $48. Wat the fuck?!

I told him "$48?You got anything cheaper that works the same?"

"No. Only this. This is Original"

Please la since when cordless phone battery got imitation?

I thought about it and said " How come I was in best denki they only selling it for $10.90?"

And now he press the calculator and offered me 35!

"Sorry I dont think this are the prices for a battery. " Its not a handphone battery mind you.

Fucking greedy merchants. Wana cheat consumers on everything. So please dont go to Lucky Plaza for electronics, same for Sim Lim as well. They are CHEATS.I hope that they will be cheated by china girls of their CPF next time....thats Karma.

My Favourite Kids

Bryan and Ellen. I didnt know her name was Ellen because the indonesian maid keep telling me yi lan yi lan....The kids are indonesians anyway....read RICH. They keep talking to me in Bahasa Indonesia ......so I only can tell them masuk,upa ini,kor kor and keluar. No Awas sorry the place is very safe.

Curse of the Golden Flower Sucks

Watched the sneaks of the CGF yesterday. Its damn damn damn lame, please dont waste money watching it. Jay Chou's acting sucks and Chow's mandarin does too. Sigh waste my money.

My 3rd day at work today and Kids are monsters. However cute they are, they are just irritating. Got to do the same old thing tomorrow...

I am Jimmy Neutron!

The mascot guy is not here today so i was playing with his stuff backstage yesterday. Look I like to pick my nose!Its actually quite fun playing with kids because im a big kid myself. Sometimes they get too adult like when i ask them "You know what a radio is?"

They reply "No, but i have Mp3."

I felt so stupid.......

Just a little update this week. Ivan got me a job at United Square at an event with Singtel and Jimmy Neutron cartoon.

My job in the first day is just to teach children that red+yellow= orange , blue+yellow= green and red+blue= purple. Just pour coloured water into test tubes. I think i should have been more drama because i should have exclaimed 'wow what has is become?" instead of ' what colour is it? Ya orange' .....

Its boring sometimes so I just lean on the wall and let them play by themselves. Haha.Somes kids smart alec. Tell me " i know how to do this" " I did it just now already" "I know I know!"

Ok lor u do urself.I save my energy. Well gonna work again tomorrow. Hope there are less kids and theres a chair for me. Hee hee fat chance.

Midnight shopping at Marina

Was at Marina square on Saturday for their midnight shopping event. Everywhere has discounts! I wasnt actually expecting to buy anything but I entered topshop and saw the sign. 20% off sale items, Wah! So I browsed the collection but the style is too mat yoyo for me so just head to the addidas and nike section. There was this pair of shoes I quite liked. Its discounted from $129 to $109 and on top of that 20% off. I bought it la....although I've got already 5 pairs of shoes.Recieved a $10 voucher also and I sold it for $5. What a bargain.

Thats the addidas I bought on Saturday and the imatation Ascis I bought in JB for 60 rm. Sorry ah got this nalgene bottle behind. My room is in a mess.

Govt withdraws deferment of stamp duty payment on all contracts

Haha queue so long for Marina Bay condo now cannot profit because got to find buyer within 14 days,if not got to pay stamp duty yourself.

A day in a life of a sales assistant

I was at G2000 today and there was this china girl who asked the sales assistant for a shirt in another size. I guess shes buying her boyfriend a christmas present.

"Can you give me size 1.8?" in mandarin

Sales asst '"Huh? 1.8?What size is that?"

"My bf is 1.8 m tall he is rather slim"

Shes fucking dumb lor. I was trying to control my laughter and didnt listen to the continuation. How to buy a shirt when you only know your Bf is 1.8 m tall? Might as well get his shoe size! Or maybe his dick size if its a whopper. I bet she could'nt even understand what D U M B means.

After that she screamed across the shop to for her friend to come help her choose a colour. They were there for sometime . When I was paying for my merchandise, I overheard the friend ask the sales guy

" Which one of these is warm?"

DUH wear 1 and go into freezer room den cold la. Wear 5 layers at the beach sure warm.

Its a pity technology doesnt allow brain transplant now because they sure need more than 1 brain!

Pain and Panadol are my best friends

Im super suay! While going to zoukout party, I walked down the stairs in Siloso Beach Resort and my foot sunk into the fucking natural stairs made by weathered logs. So many holes all around. I heard distinct crackles and I cant walk anymore.

I had to bear the pain the whole night in the room watching cable while my friends were down there partying.

Sms from shereen:

'Hey dude, you are at zoukout as well? I am at the main area where are you? Long time never see you man!"

My reply: " I sprained my ankle just now cannot walk already"

How depressing can that be?!

I had to lie whenever people ask if im ok. IM NOT OK LA CANT YOU SEE MY FUCKING PIG LEG?

Hopped to the chinese physician the next day. I screamed and groaned in the room because she was trying to fit my leg back and massaging it. I got a slight dislocation. I admit i got a high tolerance for pain but i really cant stand this. If being scalded is rated 3 on the scale, my pain is on level 6.

Its the 2nd day now I still cant put pressure on my foot. Going to claim compensation from the hotel. Sent a mail to them today. Hoping for some $ and free hotel stay. Haha im jian but you would do the same would'nt you?

Bee's Singapore Trip

Thats me! Taken at Kandi Clarke Quay near their hotel ,Novotel.

Pocky and Bee. Bee and her family are here for a holiday.I will post more pics of them later

Pocky's friend Bee, the mum and the brother Bird.

I wonder what so special about the suntec fountain of wealth. The mum is so obsessed with it. Die die got to go there and touch the water. To ue, well at least me its just a water sprouting hole, like the ikan-singa.

So we went to Sentosa and took the Lunge. Its terribly fun for a cart without accelerator. I almost flipped over while manovering a corner, racing with Bird. I guess only me and him were racing, the other visitors were playing safe and slow. Boring. Life has got to have some danger to make it exciting!

Lame musical fountain at Sentosa, this is suppose to be a fairy but it just looks like a lady in a bubble bath. It needs more that just high tech equipment to bring in the crowds.

At C.H.I.J.M.E.S taking photo with the christmas tree with the church tower behind. These few days I took them out, all got free dinner. Hahaha I picked up bull shit!

Charmaine Birthday 30 Nov 2006

She is 23! So am I. Her birthday la. Im abit pissed they didnt wait for me before starting to eat. I felt it wasn'nt respecting me. But then, life is full of cock ups.

Staff at Fish and Co took a photo for us and presented Charmaine with a birthday card. (Above) Close up of the polaroid (Below)

Expressions Commercial

Little tiger is hungry!