I Hate Dead Chickens

I have the urge to eat mee goreng now. :( Lazy go cook or go out and buy.

Anyway I made emperor chicken today for dinner. My dad commented the chicken was too hard, probably because its too big. I didnt get a spring chicken which is softer. So I was suppose to rub the seasoning inside the chicken and outside. When I touch it, yucks so cold and hard. And putting my hand into the chicken.....I cant! I asked my Mum to do it. I cant stick my hand into some cold,hard and boney orifice.Absolutely disgusting!Everybody loves warm and wet. Even mosquitos love it.