Kheyl Bin

Wednesday, August 31, 2005

Kheyl Bin says:
u noe which toner good?

next stop - back to stc says:
i am using espon ..

next stop - back to stc says:
so espon toner

Kheyl Bin says:
espon?????

next stop - back to stc says:
the orginial one

Kheyl Bin says:
never heard of tat

next stop - back to stc says:
u mean the ink for printer right


KAOZZZZZZ....I wana faint!

Airport Here I Come!

Heading off to Hong Kong tomorrow, too bad its with my old man...sian...have him follow me around. But hes paying for the trip lah cannot complain. Looking forward to ice cream in the Airport Lounge!

Went tanning this afternoon, on n off sunshine. After 40 mins of tanning, it rained. I havent even touched the pool yet! Well too bad :( Didnt get alot of colour as well.Went to shower and I forgot to bring my briefs. Got to free ball out. I was wearing swimming trunks under my bermudas when I went there.

Sunday, August 28, 2005

I Farted in Yoga Lesson

Went to Gym again today. After I finish my weight lifting sets,which is so dissapointing because I got trouble lifting 20kg dumbells too. Over the PA system there was an annoucement that the Yoga lesson is going to start. So I thought, go lah got to wait for Beven to finish anyway.

The lesson consists of stretches......one of them lying on my back hugging my knees. We were suppose to rock back n forth crunching our abs. I think because of the akward position and I took too many deep breaths ( trainer emphasised on taking deep breaths right!), I let out a small fart during the stretch. Only the 2 persons can hear it I guess, not very audible.

But what to do? Try being in that position and I bet you cant control your anal muscle also. I ignored that lah....buat bodoh. I tried to stop my farts from comming out during some of the stretches and i suceeded. Heng nobody turn around and look at me.

Had dinner at Ailing's place that evening. We had mushroom dinner, fried mushrooms with oyster sauce,mushrooms with parsley,brocolli with mushrooms, mushroom soup,fried chicken wings and popcorn chicken. Im proud to say my Chicken wings taste really good and they like the mushrooms i fried. Well me and Ailing were the sous chef that night.




Friday, August 26, 2005

Virgin Session

Im beat now. Just back from my virgin session at California Fitness. Didnt see Sarene there, she told me shes having yoga class but cant find her. CF is not as big as i expected it to be. Sometimes have to queue for the machines. Quite a number or wierdos there and some people who are out of shape. Made me feel normal again. Ok going to sleep damn tired although I didnt do much. ZzZzZz

Wednesday, August 24, 2005

Karma

Last Saturday I laughed at Huiling's pimple, 3 days ago I got 1 popping out. Today I got 2 and 1 is damn huge.....tried out HL's method of mixing panadol with water and applying it on the zit. Hope I murder is sucessfully!

Was out the whole day. Had an appointment with ENT in TTSH. Nothing much since my rhinitis is well already. Just got more sinus medication.....for emergency usage lah. Asked Xiaoting out for lunch since her office was nearby. We had Chicken Rice, it was good....and she paid for it. Wanted to pay her but she didnt wana take....so how? Buy something back for her when I go to HKG lor.

Watched The Maid alone....well it was pretty good lah for a Singaporean flim. And the ticket cost $1 because of HSBC promotion. There was some mistake at the cashier,she charged me the wrong amount but it was settled.

Met up withHuiling and Sarene to get her Cali membership transfered to me. I was paying her cheap rate and whats best, no transfer fee. No hassle too. Well actually the sales person said had to wait for the manager to approve but manager not around. So I ask how? Want me to wait for her? When we insist on getting it done today....she went out for awhile and came back with an approval. I owe HL a treat for that transfer but not this month lah...only left $200+ in my bank exclusive of credit card debt.

Dinner was at Pepper Lunch again. Comming to think of it,its not very cheap actually. Will cut down on it.They keep making fun of me because I was scrimping. But if I really had the money would I do that?! Made me tulan. But ok lah I wont really get angry.

...Tired now. Been out the whole day. Going to slack at home and watch DVDs tomorrow.

Sunday, August 21, 2005

Dinner At The Quay

Met up with Rosalind, Huiling and Sarene today. Went to Clarke Quay for dinner and its very cheap, $49 for 6 dishes. Clarke Quay is quite a nice place but we seldom go there,alot of ang mohs and tourists. Think most shopaholic Singaporeans would be at Orchard Road.



Rosalind's camera ran out of battery so had to use my camera phone to take some photos. Phones on night shot mode dont produce clear pictures. What a waste. Its quite grainy.
I look kind of bad when I take photos from an angle....Darn!

Friday, August 19, 2005

Zhong Yuan Jie!

As im typing now theres a auction going out outside.

"Dian bing eh. Dian bing eh. Yi bai kuai. (Rice cooker rice cooker $100)
yi ba yi ba zi sia. ($100 going once)
dian fan guo dian fan guo (Rice cooker)
Yi bai er si ba. Ba zi buay.($128)
Yo buay buay. Lai yi bai ba si ba.Yo buay buay zi sua...Lai lai ($188 going once)
Ba gao buay! Ba gao buay! Ba gao buay zi sia! Ba gao buay! Ba gao buay ning sia! ($198 going once,twice)
Ba gao buay ahhhhhhhhhhh......!($198 ahhhhhhhhh sold)

So funny rice cooker can sell until $198. Items on auction range from big sweep tickets to flowers and briefcases.....
The uncle holding the auction speaks funny! I got to mimic him one day!

Theres alot of free food outside too. Carrot cake,Laksa,Rojak,Ice Kachang........all free sponsered by the temple. But too bad i had a big packet of fried rice before I knew. If not I could have swept everything off their tables.

Wednesday, August 17, 2005

Where Nice Drink

Wanted to drink the grapefruits thats I bought last week. Heard that Grapefruits can help in losing weight. I had lemon juice last week but its was emptied when I came back today. So I thought it might be nice with some coke. Went to the petrol station and bought coke. There I was squeezing the Grapefruits and mixing them with coke. The effect, Where Nice! Its almost the same as lemon and Coke. Will try it again but Grapefruit expensive lah. It not, where good.

(Where nice = Very nice Where good = Very good)

My 2nd Chance

Recieved a call from the Police HQ on Monday. When they mentioned where they were calling from I knew what to expect. Somebody has found and returned my wallet! Wah I sibeh heng...everytime lost wallet can get back. This is the 4th time Im losing my wallet but ithe previous 3 occasions happened to my previous wallet that served me 4 years.

So I went down to Cantoment to collect it today. Just sign some handing and taking over forms and its done. Dont know where I dropped it still. The cops asked me to check if anything is missing I didnt really do it, because as long as the wallet is there, nothing is more important. While on the bus, I remember I had something in my wallet but now its gone..... Its the fast food discount I had last Wed! Maybe the person who found it hungry lah... nvm lah I get another one next time.

Last night while I was on duty, I asked somebody to buy food for me back. 1 of my colleuge wanted peppermint milk tea so he told the Malay guy who is going to buy back for us. Then the Malay guy went and called back, "Hey what black pepper milk tea? Dont have leh here." Duh its PEPPER MINT not BLACK PEPPER! It would taste real queer if its really black pepper. But damn funny lah.

Thursday, August 11, 2005

My Pearlie Whites...Almost

Got my teeth fixed today. Replaced the silver fillings with tooth coloured ones. Costs $400 proudly sponsered by Mdm Tan. Got to have the other side replaced next week, and some bleaching as well.

My dentist is so fun to be with. Treats me like a Kid and kept praising me! "Very nice!" "Good Kelvin" "Great Job!" I guess we need a boost to our ego once in awhile and my dentist is the most unusual choice. :)

Wednesday, August 10, 2005

Roller Coaster Day!

Lost my precious Bally wallet today. Its so young,only 5 months old! What a pity. I dont know where I dropped it also. Charles said "i believe if meant to be lost , it probabli for a reason". Yah maybe God thinks LV suits me better.

At least its cheaper than my Phone or my Ipod. Just a hassle to report it and make new driving license and 11B.

Anyway I got a steal at Barang Barang today. I could never ever ever resist something that is on 70% off. Bought a lamp which is suppose to be $129 at 70%. Do your math. Thats the satisfaction I get from shopping. Not your usual completing marathon or getting first in a quiz.


Tuesday, August 09, 2005

The Most Silent Orchard

Boring National Day! Well ok Happy Birthday Tiny Red Dot! Nothing to do so asked Vivian who is as bored and Charles too. Went shopping at Orchard. Suprisingly its very empty, I guess most of the 4 million citizens are at the Padang or watching NDP on TV.

Didnt really buy anything but some Breadtalk bread at $1 each. Had dinner at this Pepper place where the meat are on Hot plates. Kind of like Bibimbap. Opposite me, I cant help notice but the girl had most of her pinkish panties out of her jeans. Maybe her butt not sensitive cant feel airy down there.

Food was pretty good,will go back again. Oi V, "That to that to that that that girl!" Practise!



Monday, August 08, 2005

I used facial foam as conditioner....Haha some daily blunders.

Saturday, August 06, 2005

Dim Sum Dollies Singapore's Most Wanted

Dim Sum Dollies was great. Well I still prefer the first season's show at Jubilee. The show started 1/2 and hour late and there was this fucker shouting. Dont know whats with hi. Wanted to shout back at him but then, think again im at the Esplanade, wait become same clique as him.

The most funny part of the show was the vomitting Merlion. Uggggreh! Majulah Singapura was sang and people started standing up. I find it kind of wierd. But I ended up doing the same because my friend was doing it. I admit im not very patriotic but lets just say its peer pressure.

Didnt buy the CD this year because I the songs are not that catchy. Not like Parking Pontianak last year.

Wednesday, August 03, 2005

I Fondled Her Nipples

This evening while I was giving Niki her regular rubbing session, I felt something soft and round. I thought it was ticks again so I examined it closer. It was pink in colour so I thought it was a female tick about to lay eggs. I tried to pull it out, but it cant come off. Then I thought would it be a tumor? I tugged it gently but no response from Niki. Then i squeezed it try and kill it but Niki jolted up. Then I realise it felt painful. It suddenly came to me it might be her nipple, but why so high up? I thought dogs only got 6. I checked the other side (nipples must balance one another so there must be one opposite right?). Its kind of hard to find but I found it beneath her fur....I was playing with her tits all this while... So malu. I squeezed it too hard somemore.

My Mum didnt want to lend me $ for Mapletree IPO. Looks what happened now. It rose by 30 cent! Wah lao..........the money thats suppose to be mine :(

Monday, August 01, 2005

Bored!

Its a terrible boring day. Dismissed at 10 am went to had lunch at Yishun and took a long bus ride to Katong to visit my grandaunt. Bought some food for her also. I've been getting interested to pry into the past and asking whois who in our family tree. But too bad we are no longer close to the rich n famous. Just a small family now.

Got lemongrass and pandan leaves from the maid to plant in my own garden. I bored till I do this kinda thing. See! Splitted a pot of plant in my living room too. The soil was so hard that I cant loosen it and had to pull the plant. Some of it got torn by me and hopefully they will grow roots.

Channel surfing is useless because theres no great show to watch on TV, even with all the channels on my cable box. And Im here in front of my computer clicking between MSN and friendster,hoping someone would talk to me.

I still got 2 more months to go before I can start tasting the elixir of freedom.