A day in a life of a sales assistant

I was at G2000 today and there was this china girl who asked the sales assistant for a shirt in another size. I guess shes buying her boyfriend a christmas present.

"Can you give me size 1.8?" in mandarin

Sales asst '"Huh? 1.8?What size is that?"

"My bf is 1.8 m tall he is rather slim"

Shes fucking dumb lor. I was trying to control my laughter and didnt listen to the continuation. How to buy a shirt when you only know your Bf is 1.8 m tall? Might as well get his shoe size! Or maybe his dick size if its a whopper. I bet she could'nt even understand what D U M B means.

After that she screamed across the shop to for her friend to come help her choose a colour. They were there for sometime . When I was paying for my merchandise, I overheard the friend ask the sales guy

" Which one of these is warm?"

DUH wear 1 and go into freezer room den cold la. Wear 5 layers at the beach sure warm.

Its a pity technology doesnt allow brain transplant now because they sure need more than 1 brain!